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Weirdest Porn Intro Ever

Possibly the worst porno featuring james deen ever.

hahahaha wtf who wrote the script for this

this seems like it’s from his earlier days or something, i dunno, he just looks younger

I feel like that conversation about the lemons is something my friends and I would say to each other, minus the part about the lemon stealing whores.

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    Oh my god I’ve watched this before. It doesn’t get any less fucked up after the intro…
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    welcome to my blog
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    LEMON STEALING WHORES
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    this absolutely killed me the first time i saw it
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    what the actual fuck is this
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    And people wonder why I find porn not all that erotic… Seriously, even at my horniest (and that’s preettty horny), I...
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    What. The. Fuck…..
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